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So… wanna talk business?

Great.

Here is my “ideal wife client” list:

(1) Personality match - business is personal, life is too short to not enjoy working together. So from everything you’ve seen/read/watched about me, why me specifically? :-)

(2) Let me know what you’re selling. Hopefully it’s not arsenic disguised as children’s food (but I do love a good challenge!)

(3) You team up with me for my expertise. It’s OK to disagree, but you recognize that my focus is on results ($$$), not to please some corporate Boba-Bola board arguing whether it’s best to put on their billboards a Vanilla Caucasian or a Gay, Black & Jewish person who identifies as a Comanche Helicopter for better “representation”.

If none of these scare you off, I would love to know about your project.